Side Effects: Pills (The Mangler, 1995)

Horror Movie How To’s (Part 1): How to look creepy

Being creepy is one of life’s activities you can’t do without people, so you need to stand somewhere near people and silently stare at them until they start to non-secretly talk about how creepy you are. That’s how you know you’ve been effective, so you can then proceed to celebrate your victory.  Easy!

Lesson learned from: Intruder (1989)